Florida man September 2nd 2011 – Florida man arrested trying to set off bombs at a local rock concert
On September 2nd 2011, a Florida man was arrested for trying to set off explosives in the middle of a rock concert in Tampa Bay, FL. The rock concert was part of a world tour from esteemed UK singer Susan Boyle, who had decided to tour as a kiss tribute act that year. The Florida man was caught planting 2 devices under seats as he pretended to trip and fall, but failed to conceal the devices as he moved away. The Florida man was caught, arrested and quarantined with the explosive devices whilst police investigated to see if they could find more devices, after the 2nd was discovered.
The Florida man was killed as both devices exploded in a holding cell within the concert arena, and due to the size of the explosions the concert had to be abandoned and structural engineers attended to calculate the damage.
Susan Boyle refused to comment.
Florida man September 2nd 2014 – Florida man arrested after stealing world cup
On September 2nd 2014, a Florida man was arrested after he entered the German football museum and stole the newly won world cup. The Florida man, who originally hailed from Argentina, told officers that Messi was robbed of this world cup because Mario Gotze was a bum and shouldn’t have been allowed to score.
The Florida man made off with the trophy but failed to conceal his face, and was caught at an international airport, only recognised as he had a large scar running down from his ear to under his right cheek. Reports say it was the 2nd time the Florida man had tried to steal the world cup, after he was arrested and detained for entering the Germany team bus armed with knives and flares demanding the team give up the trophy.
Florida man September 2nd 2019 – Florida man awarded best artist for painting leaves whilst on LSD
On September 2nd 2019, a Florida man was awarded best artist for his painting of several types of leaves whilst he was taking LSD. The Florida man, known as Dean Hemingway, regularly took recreational substances whilst painting to see the psychological effects they would have on his vision and paintings. The painting of several leaves took the form of a large scale dragon, made of elephant shaped leaves. The piece is known for its intimacy and creativity, with the gentle giant elephants coming together to form a dragon, in the shape of a leaf.
The Florida man was also awarded $750,000 as a bonus for the art to be shared across the world, and stored in the South Florida Art Conservation. When we caught up with the Florida man, he told us ‘all you need is a paint brush, a palette, a canvas, and a whole lot of LSD and you’ll be rich like me, I can’t even draw sober.
Our thoughts
Most impressive from the Florida man turned artist, we’re very happy that he’s managing to keep on top of his addiction whilst managing to paint radical portraits. Unfortunate for the other 2 Florida men, as they were both arrested for heinous crimes, and hopefully they will atone for them in future.