Florida Man January 2nd is another random event in the life of the Florida man where he was caught red handed. On January 2nd, what did the Florida man do? Check out the full story here:
Florida man January 2nd 2011 – Florida man burns down car wash over $4 prices
On January 2nd this Florida man decided that $4 was too expensive for a trip to the car wash, and decided to burn the place down. The Florida man had trouble burning it down when the owner and workers were using the jets to put out his flames, but after many attempts to set it alight, he lit gasoline onto the roof and burned the car wash down.
The Florida man was arrested at the scene and taken to the local station for questioning, and after finding out his motives the officers were in complete shock. Why did the Florida man decide to burn down that station on January 2nd? I don’t think we’ll ever know.
Florida man January 2nd 2016 – Florida man chokes parents to death
What happened to the Florida man on January 2nd 2016? The naughty Florida man killed both of his parents on January 2nd 2016, when they decided to stop paying his rent for him. After fearing becoming homeless, the Florida man came up with the grand idea to kill his parents and take his inheritance, so he wouldn’t be homeless.
Unfortunately for this Florida man, he was arrested at the scene of the crime and sentenced to 22 years in jail, at least he’ll have a roof over his head, that’s a relief!
Florida man January 2nd 2022 – Florida man eats prized pineapple
On January 2nd 2022 the silly Florida man decided to eat a prized pineapple at the local growth competition, a pineapple that defied all odds and grew through the winter.
The Florida man, named John Jacobs, was arrested for the crime and placed under house arrest whilst the sentence was to be decided, due to the sheer value of the prized pineapple.
On January 22nd 2022, the Florida man was sentenced to 2000 hours community service, to be served daily on the same farm until the debt is paid back, as it was thought the pineapple was worth over $200,000.
Our thoughts
That’s one unlucky Florida man that’s for sure, maybe he was just hungry, surely it’s not fair to punish him for that!