Florida Man April 18th is another shocking event in the life of the Florida man, on April 18th what did he do? Read the story below:
Florida man April 18th 2007 – Florida man beheads tropical birds in public
On the 18th April 2007 a man was arrested on sunset boulevard, Florida when he was caught beheading amazonian parrots on the long walkway by the beach. The Florida man was caught red handed with blue and red feathers splitting the pathways apart.
The Florida man was arrested at the scene and sentenced to life in prison for the cruelty and murder of the prized amazonian parrots, and will serve at least half of his sentence. His bail was set at $14,000,000 and the Florida man believes that he would be able to post the bail should he be allowed to sell his house.
Florida man April 18th 2018 – Florida man burns local priest
On the 18th April 2018 a Florida man was seen setting a local priest on fire during a street performance in front of over 1000 people. Unluckily for this Florida man, the act did not go to plan as the priest was wearing almost a full bottle of hairspray, which led the priest to set on fire completely, and burned to death in front of scared onlookers.
Over 18 people attempted to save the Florida man’s priest victim, but unfortunately it was not possible. The Florida man was arrested and sentenced to 37 years in prison for unregulated health and safety and 2nd degree murder.
Florida man April 18th 2020 – Florida man urinates on his mothers wedding dress
Florida man April 18th 2020 is a story about a Florida man who decided to urinate on his mothers wedding dress whilst she walked down the aisle, on April 18th, her wedding day.
The Florida man was seen wearing dark shades, held a bottle of bud light and danced behind his mother as he pulled out his penis and urinated all over her. Unfortunately the Florida man was not well hydrated, and stained his mother’s dress with an orange like yellow tinge. The Florida man was later arrested for fighting with the DJ.
There was definitely something in the water on April 18th in Florida, that’s for sure. This unlucky set of Florida man subjects unfortunately drank from the wrong tap that day, but it’s safe to say they’re all safely behind bars now.