Florida Man September 1st is another event in Gainesville Florida, on September 1st what did the Florida man get up to? Read the full disclosure here:
Florida man September 1st 2017- Florida man illegally clones pet Mantis
On September 1st a Florida man was arrested for illegally cloning his pet mantis. The mantis, named Boxy, was cloned identically by the Florida man before taking them on the streets to show others.
Fears grew as the Florida man may have created a break in the space time continuum when he cloned the mantis, and we were yet to see if they were physically able to touch.
The Florida man was arrested on suspicion of attempting to break space and time itself, and was sentenced to life in prison with no bail. On September 1st the Florida man was seen weeping as he was escorted away in the police vehicle, unlucky Florida man.
Florida man September 1st 2016 – Florida man fights lion with his hands
At Chestnut Zoo, Florida, a Florida man was arrested for breaching the gates of the lion den and assaulting a lion, whilst the lion was busy feeding on a nearby zebra carcass. The Florida man was seen crazily windmilling at the lion, and screaming “call me daddy for I am your daddy”.
The Florida man was arrested at the scene as the lion had to be put down due to the close proximity and the aggression shown, and the lion was shot from above on September 1st. It was Harambe all again, but with the zoo lion, Buddy.
The Florida man was sentenced to 27 months in prison and forced to pay reparations to the zoo, totalling $250,000 over the course of the 12 months following the sentence.
Florida man 1st September 2014 – Florida man caught illegally selling canaries
At the same Chestnut Zoo, Florida, on the 1st September 2014 a Florida man was caught illegally selling stolen canaries from the same zoo. The Florida man, now named as Derek Goldberg, was seen forcing canaries into mating so he could sell the offspring off as a side job.
On September 1st 2014, the Florida man Derek was arrested and sentenced to 120 hours of community service, and stripped of his titles as honorary bird keeper at the national American bird keeper society.
September 1st was a terrible day for the Florida man, it seems something was in the water around the zoo’s with most of the issues recurring at the zoo. Poor animals, idiotic Florida man.